It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
boys wearing nicely-fitting sweaters…. my weakness
me: Idk why I’m still single
my crush: yeah forreal like I’d totally date you
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine