i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”


i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.


i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
  • despairjunko:

    games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points






I just got a facebook request from a random man who has no other facebook friends.
Who are you, Everett Johnston?
What is your story?

I accepted his friend request and

Some statuses from Everett today

What a man.

Drama emerges in Everett’s life


    i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye



    i think the most inaccurate part of the reboot movies is that jim kirk hasn’t ripped his shirt yet. not once. did they even watch tos?? he ripped his shirt like every three episodes.

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay
  • demonquest:

2. Being like Children
Pen & Ink